I think I know him...

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Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:44:20 GMT

He is not to be found in the kitchen for once, though he is still sitting at a table, a fresh cup of coffee in front of him. His elbows rest on the table, as well, his face in his hands. All-in-all, it is painfully obvious that he has seen much better days. There are things he needs to say, things he needs to tell people, but he wants to remind as few people as possible of recent events and he really just doesn't have the energy to go looking for anyone. Really, he doesn't entirely know who he'd be looking for at this point. But a rule of this place is that, if you sit still long enough, someone is bound to find you. If he's lucky, maybe a someone or two will be the sort he needs to talk to anyway.

Typist: This is mostly for those who need to know who went on the killing spree but anyone is welcome to poke at a rather subdued Nich.

Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:52:03 GMT

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1) What word best describes messofinnocence? I'm not sure there are any that work.
2) If immafruitfly was a superhero, who would be his/her archnemesis? I should have some wittily familial answer to go here but I don't.
3) One thing you can't stand about mutteredinhell? Actually, I rather like Tia.
4) Which of your friends should whirlpoolesbian go out with? I don't believe I personally know anyone appropriate.
5) Is angeloffire_ related to you? We're cousins. I have quite a few of those.
6) How many monkeys could dimlystarred fight at once and win against? It doesnt' matter. I just hope you don't mind a lot of dead monkeys.
7) fifthisone's hair color? Brown.
8) One quality you find attractive in hades_historian? She has spirit.
9) What exotic animal would boundtobe like as a pet? He already has a sugar glider.
10) What would dimlystarred do differently in your shoes? Ha. Everything. From beginning to end.
11) Are angeloffire_ and whirlpoolesbian going steady? I just choked on my tea, thank you. That's just disturbing.
12) What animal does dysfunctionahoy remind you of? A very confused puppy.
13) Does angel_afire go to your school? No. Honestly, folks. I'm an old man around here.
14) When did you last call acrossandasong? I never have.
15) If damnedtoelysium and dimlystarred were siamese twins, where would they be joined? They wouldn't be. Rhad would be removed and disposed of.
16) Does thesamelie smoke? I don't believe so.
17) Is angel_afire popular? I wouldn't know.
18) What languages does notahades speak? English and a bit of Chinese, I believe.
19) What would whirlpoolesbian think of acrossandasong? I wouldn't know.
20) Does dimlystarred know whichsideamion? No. At least I hope not.
21) How long would damndtotartarus dating nottheonlylie last? It would never happen.
22) Does messofinnocence do drugs? Erebus on drugs is a painful thought.
23) Did divine__demon break up with you? No. But then, I'd be more upset if she broke up with my brother anyway.
24) Is messofinnocence 1337? I am an old man who doesn't even understand what you're asking.
25) What would solumveritas give savagelystill for his/her birthday? I have absolutely no idea.
26) Does whirlpoolesbian drink? Not that I know of.
27) Does heavensbowed have a big secret? Ky with secrets. I'm not entirely certain if that would even work.
28) Have you ever dated terrorordelight? No. That would be incest. I am not quite that fond of couches.
29) Does angeloffire_ travel a lot? I don't believe so, no.
30) Thoughts on waragainstfaith? I don't honestly know him except for in passing, which is the case for most of my family.
31) Do mutteredinhell and thesamelie go to the same school? No.
32) How would immafruitfly kill notperseus? Damien? Killing someone? You must be joking.
33) What rank would buthellisours have in a giant robot army? I can't even go there.
34) How would thesamelie conquer the world? She'd just have to tell her brother that she wanted to.
35) What do you disagree with dimlystarred about? I'm sorry. I can't stop laughing long enough to come up with an appropriately witty response to that.
36) If whichsideamion had a superpower, what would it be? She doesn't particularly need a superpower.
37) Is notahades introverted or extroverted? A bit of both.
38) Is solumveritas a college student? I honestly don't know.
39) What video game does buthellisours remind you of? One of those terrible games that they advertise with disgusting pop-up ads.
40) What mental disorder does notperseus remind you of? I have no idea. I'm not the psychiatrist here.
41) Would notahades be a better ninja or pirate? A ninja pirate.
42) What planet should heavensbowed be from? He co-rules a planet all his own.
43) Is dimlystarred a high school student? No and he hasn't been for a while.
44) Would you make out with nottheonlylie? No. I thought we already discussed my dislike of incest.
45) What color should sexandascalpel dye their hair? Ha. Safety orange so it's a beacon to the weak and innocent.
46) Are thesamelie and nottheonlylie going out? No.
47) Which president would wee_wrongdoer be likely to idolize? As far as I can recall, the United States has never been led by an adorable, little hellspawn.
48) What animal should hadeslament be combined with? Something that doesn't breed.
49) What comic book character would dysfunctionahoy be? I don't know comic books well enough. Someone very easily confused.
50) Is heavensbowed friends with angeloffire_? I have no idea. I don't see why they wouldn't be.
51) Would notahades and messofinnocence make a good couple? No.
52) Has buthellisours been to your house/dorm? Yes, unfortunately.
53) If dimlystarred took over the world, who would be happy? Bertram. Wrath. Anyone else particularly psychotic.
54) What is ramblingbrat's shoe size? Trivial details are no my forte.
55) If sexandascalpel and damndtotartarus were spliced together, what would it be like? Obsessed with scalpels.
56) What do you agree with acrossandasong about? Far more than Eridanos and I, that's for certain.
57) If wee_wrongdoer took over the world, who would suffer? Anyone who didn't give her whatever she wanted.
58) How tall is damndtotartarus? I don't actually recall. Tall. But most of us are.
59) Is divine__demon single? No. I would have a very sad brother if that changed.
60) Where was dimlystarred born? I don't recall the exact whereabouts.
61) Is damndtotartarus an emo? Ha. No.
62) Is wee_wrongdoer dead sexy? Thank you. My brain has just collapsed.
63) Could you see toacoldmirror and divine__demon together? Oh, no. Of course not. That would never work.
64) Does waragainstfaith have a crush on terrorordelight? They're siblings. I most definitely hope not.
65) Where would dysfunctionahoy most like to visit? I have no idea. I love the boy, but he'd get lost anywhere.
66) If whirlpoolesbian were hanging off a cliff, what would wee_wrongdoer do? Knock her off.
67) Where was hades_nerd born? I don't know.
68) What flavor of jello would angeloffire_ be? Something very sweet.
69) What is boundtobe allergic to? Socialization.
70) Is thesamelie related to boundtobe? Yes. Remember what I said about cousins?
71) What is waragainstfaith's favorite movie? I wouldn't know.
72) Would angeloffire_ and fifthisone look good together? No. Though Teides might argue that he looks good with anyone.
73) Do you have thesamelie's screenname? The internet is not my friend, really.
74) Would you wrestle merrywrath in jello? I can't even conceive of a situation in which this would seem like a good idea.
75) If angel_afire commanded an army, who would be his/her followers? Xathanael, at the very least.
76) Has mutteredinhell dyed their hair? Not that I know of.
77) Is latrodecti athletic? Not really.
78) What would you do if you found out notahades has a crush on you? I would be extremely disturbed. There is no expressing it.
79) What is boundtobe's favorite game? He doesn't play games, really.
80) Do you think whirlpoolesbian is hot? She's cute and she's my half-sister.
81) Would ramblingbrat go out with sexandascalpel? No. In no universe would that work.
82) Is latrodecti your best friend? She finds the company of humans boring.
83) What is fifthisone's favorite food? Whatever it is, it probably has a sex story attached.
84) Would you set up sexandascalpel and angeloffire_? I like Xathanael. I don't particularly want him to die.
85) Where did you first meet dimlystarred? He was stalking family members.
86) Have you flirted with savagelystill? No.
87) Are nottheonlylie and buthellisours married? That is impossible on as many levels as it is disgusting.
88) What is solumveritas's biggest flaw? I don't know her well enough to find flaws, honestly.
89) How long have you known wee_wrongdoer? Since she was wee. Which she still is.
90) Does nottheonlylie have a dog? No. She has books.
91) Is savagelystill a nerd? Not really, no.
92) Do you have a crush on thesamelie? No, I can't say that I do.
93) Would you ever date nottheonlylie? Absolutely not.
94) Is dysfunctionahoy in a relationship? I doubt it.
95) terrorordelight's eye color? Blue, I believe?
96) What song/movie would you recommend to hades_nerd? I don't know anything that he would be at all interested in.
97) If divine__demon and hadeslament were spliced together, what would be its name? Disturbance of All Things Sane.
98) What would you do if messofinnocence died? I believe that happened recently, didn't it?
99) What is notahades's favorite color? I haven't a clue.
100) What is dysfunctionahoy's favorite band/artist? I only know that he enjoys religious music.

Fri, 19 Jan 2007 22:28:57 GMT

What's the worst thing someone could do?
Intentionally cause harm to one not even to harm that person but to harm someone else.

What's the worst thing someone could do to you?
Remove my ability to help people.

What's the worst thing that could happen to you?
I could go completely mad and actually become a proper Hades.

What's the worst thing someone could say about a person?
Something untrue and potentially harmful to that person's life and happiness.

What's the best thing someone could say about a person?
Any truth that makes some small part of the person's life better.

Are men and women basically different?
Until all men sprout tits and all women grow dicks, yes.

Which is better, to be a woman or to be a man?
Neither. Women are constantly denied rights and men are predominantly morons.

What can men do that women can't do?
The only thing I can actually think of is getting a hard-on. Typical.

What can women do that men can't do?
The obvious answer is giving birth.

Is it possible to change genders?
It's possible to change sexes. Gender is a social construction.

How old is old enough to have sex?
I was sixteen but that doesn't mean anything.

Is it wrong to have sex if you're unmarried?
Not if you're willing to live with any potential consequences.

Is it wrong to have sex with someone other than your spouse if you're married?
Yes. Unless you and your spouse have made some sort of mutually agreed upon arrangement.

Is it wrong to have sex with a person of the same gender?
No. It's not wrong to have sex with a person of the same sex, either.

Is it wrong to have sex with a person of a different race?
It's not wrong until you move out of the species. Then it's questionable.

Is it wrong to have more than one sexual partner at the same time?
Not unless you're lying to someone in the process.

Is it wrong to have sex with someone you don't love?
As long as all parties involved are aware that it's just sex, go for it.

What are the responsibilities of a mother toward a child?
To provide a healthy and caring environment or else find someone else who can.

What are the responsibilities of a father toward a child?
No different from the mother.

What are the responsibilities of a child toward a parent?
To respect them, granted the parent does not destroy all reason for respect.

Which should be more important to you, your parent or your child?
A child is a parent's responsibility and therefore comes first.

Which should be more important to you, your parent or your spouse?
Seeing as marriage is an institution you choose to take part in, the spouse.

Which should be more important to you, your child or your spouse?
There should be no difference but, if you have to choose, the child should be most important.

Is it wrong to have a child if you're unmarried?
As long as you can and will provide and care for it, marriage makes no difference in having children.

Is abortion wrong?
Let's just say that I believe in facing the consequences of your own actions but never the consequences of another's actions and never when said consequences unnecessarily threaten your life or the life of another.

Is contraception wrong?
No.

Is there one true religion?
No two people even within the same religion believe in the exact same way down to every detail so no.

Does a deity or deities exist?
How many demi-gods do we have running around here? Hell, I'm related to a few.

How important is it to believe in a deity or deities?
Well, they tend to get insulted if you don't believe in them.

How important is it to actively practice your religion?
Actively believing is active practice so it's up to you.

Does magic exist?
No. I only imagined Tia turning Decca into a lemur.

Is practising magic wrong?
If I said yes even in joking, she'd probably turn me into a tadpole.

Is killing always wrong?
I don't personally believe in it but that may have something to do with my belief in saving lives.

Is war always wrong?
Making war a necessity is wrong.

How old is old enough to fight in a war?
The brain doesn't stop developing until a person is in their mid-twenties. The only reason eighteen is the age of choice at the moment is because it's an age at which most people can still be easily trained into following orders while still being able to make necessary decisions.

Is rape always wrong?
Yes. Without exception.

Is torture always wrong?
Yes. Again, I personally see no exception.

Is theft always wrong?
Not always but more often than not.

Is slavery wrong?
Yes.

Is lying wrong?
Yes but there isn't a man, woman or child who has never once lied in even the smallest way.

Is swearing wrong?
Unfortunately, we aren't all inately articulate enough to concern ourselves with replace every fuck with a fudge but I know plenty of people who combines fucks and fudges and apparently rather enjoy it.

Ah, for posterity's sake.

Sun, 01 Oct 2006 19:26:42 GMT

I suppose everyone who knows my father can see now why my mother was so disturbed.